Note to people in Vans...

It's a fucking VAN! Not a race car! Race cars don't carry 8 people and look like a box with wheels. No matter how cool you think you are.

Jon and Kate Plus 8

Is Jon becoming less and less Asian as time goes on?

In the next season of this show, he will be a Mexican..


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Crappy Jobs = Pussy

If you ever walk into a bar, restaurant, Starbucks, Best Buy, etc., you may notice a variety of kinda hot chicks.

Now go back to your system adminstrator job, or any skilled labour type of job. Less chicks. Even if there are some chicks, they are not hot, and don't want to bang.

Which makesme thing that girls in crappy jobs are hotter and more likely to bang their co-workers because they are more carefree, and perhaps not as bright as the skilled labour force... After months trying to figure out if your IBM coworker is a lesbian or not, you know she doesn't bang.

Time for a part time job.

Astroboy

Why doesn't somebody get Astroboy a shirt? Really, just a shirt, that's all...

Tamil Protesters

Here in Toronto the Tamils are at it again. For the last few weeks the Tamils have been protesting in Toronto in order to force the Canadian government to do something about the violence in Sri Lanka.

Unfortunately, no one cares. We just want you to stop blocking the roads and let everyone lead there lives. It's funny to think that all these people left Sri Lanka to come to Canada, and now want us to do something to problems in their former country.

There are about 100,000 of you protesting. Why don't you go back to Sri Lanka and protest there, or overthrow the government?

The more protests that pis people off, the less anyone wants to help you. If every immigrant in Canada protested about something going on in their home country, and wanted Canada to do something about it, we would have 24/7 protests all year around.

You obviously left your country because it is fucked up, so really, what do you expect everyone to do? The situation was worse in Darfur and I don't remember anyone rushing to do shit.

Hahahaha!

Queens Quay, Toronto

I hate hearing people say "Queens Qway" instead of "Queens Key". Everyone is walking around downtown like they are ambassadors to the city, and always pronounce it wrong.

Mantracker

I am watching this show called Mantracker. It looks like there is a guy and a girl that are trying to make it to the finish line without being caught by some guys on horses.

After watching this. I now fully understand why the woman gets killed first in horror movies. This guy should just be dragging a dead horse behind him cause this how useless this girl is. She is the reason they have almost be caught a million times. Sheesh. I don't think she has shut her mouth the whole time, and aside from falling, screaming, being slow, and not shutting the fuck up I definitely she her as the reason for them getting caught. I wann punch my TV now.

Floppy Disk

I just saw someone come into Staples to get documents printed on a floppy disk. Reminds me of back in the days. I wanted to ask her where her time machine was. Staples sucks anyways, the only reason I am here is because Kinkos is too far. Kinkos is also a rip off.

After a while you realize most people are retards.

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Cell Phone Cases

Why do people buy nice shiny new phones like the iPhone, talk about how nice and sexy their phone is, and then use a big ugly phone case that makes your phone look retarded? Maybe the same people that buy Blackberry's without the Blackberry package...

Facebook: Trying to hard to be cool, in a world where you don't matter.

Back in the days social networks used to be called BBSes, and a lot of them shared the same features as the current social networks. We just have better technology now, and more people have embraced it.

However Facebook has a lot of flaws that are definitely turning people off. You will get your high school kids and college kids, and then as time goes on, those people will start fading off..It’s cool cause it’s new, it’s the fad, the cool kids are on it..oh hold on…the not cool kids are on it too..ooohh..the cool kids are now finding something else to make cool…

I have seen my married friends leave Facebook after poking around, my newly married friends leave Facebook together, my friends that are now in a serious relationship, my 30+ friends, my business associates and business friends that popped on to see what everything was about..

The users themselves are going to doom Facebook. Facebook used to be a tool, and now it’s a platform for tools. Meaning the users.

It used to be basic, simple, and clean. You could log on and keep in touch with your friends and family, you’d check multiple times to see if you got any messages, you’d see what’s new with some friends and then you’d log off.

Now you’re being mass added by people in order for them to boost their friends list, or for the to spam you. There’s an abundance of event invite spam, application spam, funwall spam, ringtone spam (a’la Myspace), and even spam from Nigerians.

It’s almost impossible to navigate on some people pages with so many applications, and walls, and general garbage that it’s not really worth using, because you’ll never be able to find that actual wall to write on, and you can’t even figure out what’s going on with them or their page anyways..

Facebook suffers from what Myspace is suffering from, and that’s basically making the system a free for all. I have been deleting friends like crazy, filtering out those friends that have separate id’s for their bands, their products, their Facebook super aliases, etc..

Deep down i’m on the verge of just deleting Facebook..